HEY!
HEY!
HEY!
HEY!
WHAT?
MY NAME IS JOSH HAMILTON AND I GET BUCKETS!
Hey.
Tell me a stowy, Josh Hambilton! Pwease!
MY NAME IS HOSH TEMPLETON, WANT TO HEAR ABOUT MY TATTOOS?
NO! YOU ALWAYS TELL ME BOUT YO STUPID TATTOOS! I DON'T WANT TO HERE YOU PERAMBULATE NO MOW ABOUT NO STUPID TATTOO JOSH HAMBILTON!
Somebody did say TATU?
RUSSIA AIN'T NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF!
In Soviet Russia, WATER break YOU!
GET WOST TATU YOU AIN'T IMPREGNABLE!
HEY!
DON'T TALK TO ME BOUT NO TATTOO OCHOTHINKO!
Child please, I don't have no tattoo.
Why come you don't have a tattoo?
MAKE 7-UP YOURS!
Not to sound like a dick or nothin', but uh, it says on your chart that you're fucked up.
HA!
You talk like a fag
MY NAME IS GOSH PAPELBON AND HE SAID KEL!
Well that's good, 'cause I don't go by that name no more.
MY NAME IS ROSH HASHANNAH AND YOU ARE STEVE URKEL!
Yo dawg, I told you, I don't go by that name any more, I'm Stefan Urquell now!
AHAHAHAHAHA MY NAME IS SPLOSH CAMELTOE AND WHATEVER BRO!
Really, I must object.
Don't worry scrote -
Yo, don't be calling me "scrote," dawg.
There are plenty of 'tards out there leading really kick-ass lives!
OOOOOOOOOOOOH!
OH NOS YOUS GUYS REALLY DID IT NOWS!
URRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH-
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
THE JALEELS IS DESTABLAMSINGS WES GOTS TO RUNS!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Toki?
Yah thems couldn'ts affords the rights to Lokis whats from thats Avengered.
THE SECRET IS I'M ALWAYS ANGRY
MY NAME IS FUCK YOU URKEL I JUST HIT FOUR TWO RUN HOMERS!
DID I DO THAT?
No.
Help me Bruce Willis!
. . .
My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.
. . .
Right. Kick ass!
OH NOS WHAT AMS WE GOINGS TO DOS? HIMS TURNS INTO HULKELS! I GOTS TO TURNS TOOS!
Oh no we ams getting sueds by Disneys now...
DID I DO THAT?
I AM A GOD! I'M NOT GOING TO BE BULLIED BY A -
PENDEJO!
OH OK. UH HUH. WHAT IS THIS WHAT IN THE HELL. I SURPOSE YOU THINK YOU HAVE ESTABLISHED RIGHTS AND PERMSISSIONS TO USE SO MANY INTELLECTUAL PROPERTIES. WELL I TELL YOU WHAT: DOUGHNUTS WOULD BE A DEEP FRIED FRISBEE IF NOT FOR THE HOLE. FOR IT IS THE LACKING THAT MAKES THE BEING A THING, AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT. THEREFORE SOME MUST BE POOR FOR OTHERS TO BE RICH, AS IS THEIR PLACE. THINK ABOUT THAT WHEN YOUR PANTS ARE DOWN AROUND YOUR CHODE, KRAUTHAMMER.
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